Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm passing your future prison.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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