She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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