I think i peed on brittanys purse
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sext me about skeletons
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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