I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got inside last night via doggy door
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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