I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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