glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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