My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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