is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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