She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
