Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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