Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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