Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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