Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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