Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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