Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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