let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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