Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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