He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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