Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Everything about him screamed your future.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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