he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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