Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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