and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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