I need help removing her.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
