god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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