ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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