You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Randomize
