I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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