Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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