your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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