Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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