perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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