Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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