This dress was meant to end up on your floor
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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