The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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