I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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