BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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