Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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