We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Apparently you make a good broom.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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