i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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