this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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