lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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