he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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