Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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