dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
did you just send me my own nude
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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