So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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