So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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