I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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