Christians are straight up FREAKS
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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