He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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