my vag is so smooth its legendary
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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