Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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