Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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