i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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